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There are sandy beaches dotted all over the place: here, there, everywhere, even England, but what makes them all the same? Is it magic? Voodoo? Or could it have something to do with silicon and oxygen being the two most common elements on earth's crust?
So you think you know all there is to know about smooching? Well, think again! Because what you've been told so far is nothing but a sham, lies and falsehoods! It doesn't even have a romantic origin for Chrissakes!
Being a Time Lord means you can go to what ever period you want to in history, so naturally the Doctor jumped straight into the classic 1980s music video for Aha's "Take On Me", because who wouldn't?
A crowning achievement for humanity here, a sex doll called Missy has been launched into the stratosphere (let's hope the aliens are watching) suspended from a weather balloon, before it burst and she was sent plummeting towards the Nevada Desert.
Not much of a surprise to find out that this commercial was banned, it's kind of bizarre and seems to work on the premise that this woman can wear security pants that make it look like she has a penis, thus putting off any pervy men. Dafuq?
Chuck Norris wants to give you a Christmas message, and don't worry he's not going to whoop yo aiss, but instead he takes on van Damme and does an epic split between the wings of two aircraft, while balanced on his head is elite SEAL Team 6 in the shape of a Christmas tree. Boss.
Throw that devil sign in the air and maybe wrap some tinsel around it, as Slayer fan Slayer Bob builds an epic and glorious Christmas lights show dedicated to their late guitarist Jeff Hanneman—the piece takes over his entire house and front yard, and it kicks ass. METAL!!!!
This Santa doesn't just climb down your chimney, he can front flip into it. Parkour master Ronnie Shalvis dons a red suit and beard to recreate an atypical work night for St. Nick, one that involves leaping from rooftop to rooftop using flips and jumps instead of that magical sleigh.
If you're a Mario Kart fan, it's time to explode with excitement as Nintendo shows off the new instalment in the series due out on the Wii U in 2014—it's looks like it's got two new tracks and also has gliders, plus all vehicles are anti-gravity so can fly up walls and along the bottom of tracks suspended in the air.
The first trailer for the brand shiny new Planet of the Apes film is here—and it's pretty terrifying, showing humanity in ruin and the apes, led by Caesar, ready to wreak vengeance upon an already crumbling human civilisation. GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
People throwing Christmas trees at each other, people throwing themselves in a lake, people throwing themselves in a frozen lake, dancing to car alarms, lamas dancing to hip-hop—every level of stupidity is covered here.
If you thought your Christmas shopping was hell, then pity these poor Norwegians as they try and cram in some gift buying in downtown Aalesund in amongst storm "Ivar" throwing his weight around and knocking them over as they try and cross the road.
You may well have been enjoying playing post-apocalyptic epic The Last of Us, but in the back of your mind was probably the nagging thought of "What would this game look like in LEGO?" Well, thankfully animator Brian Anderson has made it so—and it rules.
Not sure Ned & Dick understand the word "professional", as there's more professionalism in a kids' game of cops and robbers than there is in this incompetent attempt at a bank heist. Better luck next time.
Over at the Eastern European Men School you can master how to fight women, how to drink drive and other sleazebag activities for the scumbag in you—so if you're after some schooling in the dark arts of skullduggery and being highly offensive to every man, woman, child and animal on the planet, sign up!
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