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As base jumps go this is pretty damn awesome, with these guys flying past the ground only a matter of inches away at speeds that make your eyes water just watching it. They must have nerves made from titanium and balls that were forged in the pits of Mount Doom. Hard. Core.
Everyone loves Pixar animations, surely. You'd have to be a soulless monster who eats hope and drinks children's tears to not find them emotionally warm and humane. They appeal to the sense of wonder and enchantment in us all. Even inanimate objects feel something when a Pixar movie comes on.
You know when you find a really great place that you want to rent and then you get in there and you can't help but dance all over it like Gene Kelly in a baseball cap and Converse? Yeah, happens all the time, right? Just like what happens to this young home seeker.
You know, like, air. Well, yeah! Air! Let's, like, make some money from it because it's, like, everywhere and all we need is to monetise it. How? Well, let's sell jars of air from, like, really nice exotic places and make loads of money! It's, like, the greatest idea ever. Get her on the goddamn payroll.
It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? Plus it's got jet packs and chainsaws thrown in because...well just because. This game needs to be made, like now!
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There's a reason these people are moving so slowly and it's not just to freak stoners out. It's so when the footage is sped up they look a bit like Neo in the Matrix, if Neo was in an art collective that looked like a bunch of circus rejects.
Epic, is one way you could describe the majestic footage captured by boutique production house Brain Farm. Another word is spectacular. So prepare to be wowed, go fullscreen and immerse yourself in the majesty of awesome.
Hide yah wife, hide yaaah kids! It's a frikkin' autonomous floating AirPenguin! They look peaceful now but just wait until the technological singularity when they run out of robot fish and they turn on humanity and start to steal our homes and float them off into space.
Let's weigh up these two men who share the same genes. Emilio, he's not gone on warlock-sized benders and snorted 7 gram rocks, yet he starred in Young Guns and Young Guns II. Charlie's been on a narcotics binge since 1980-forever and he was getting $2 million per episode.
When you buy your next bookshelf to store all those Kindles you have to keep buying every time you want to read a new book, consider the cat. So instead of rushing off to Ikea to get a cheap piece of flat pack cack, try Corentin Dombrecht's modular, cat-friendly bookshelf instead.
The brain, what an organ it is. Enabling you to think, muse on the meaning of it all, reflect on reflection and create a song about the beauty of this cerebral centre of knowledge and thought, and autotune that mofo. Let's hear it for the brain, yo.
There's nothing like a hot, feisty older lady. But this goes beyond the cougar aged sort, into grimmer territory. To the sort that dribble from every orifice and have varicose veins rather than skin. This guy's into it, and a degenerate of the highest order. But everybody's got to love somebody, right?
When the Jedi have some down time, they don't hit the Mos Eisley Cantina for some cheap thrills. No, they unwind by playing their favourite sport. And in case you were wondering how the heck a lightsaber doesn't shred the shuttlecock into tiny pieces, it's a Jedi shuttlecock. It's held together by the power of the force.
This is how to have fun without resorting to a 10 day binge full of drugs and alcohol. But that's because they live in a country like Australia where you have the great outdoors at your doorstep so you can be all adventurous and shit. At least, that's what you tell people when you're on the 9th day of a drink/drug binge.
Everyone loves Friday, not just Rebecca Black even though she seems to be the only person allowed to enjoy the good time vibes that soak the air every time the week days come to an end. Well, Dimitri here is not going to let her exclusivity on Friday fun rein any longer. He's taking it back, for the ravers and the gurners. He's taking it all back.
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