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Here they are, the indisputable top 10 video game songs of all time! Well, according to this guy anyway. Nice to see the nostalgia-inducing Zelda and Tetris included, but there's no excuse for missing out Mario or Mega Man or the Street Fighter II intro theme.
Dom the Don really nails what dubstep is, he gets behind the vibrating hum of the monotonous subwoofers, explaining its origins from way back in the distant past when dyslexic robots wandered the earth and could only communicate via simple sounds. The guy's basically wisdom incarnate.
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue honey shows us how to dougie and all it brings to mind is she'd look great dressed in next to nothing with high heels on doing this with a pole in front of her in a private room with just you and her and plenty of time.
Getting high with Louie CK would just be the best thing in the world, but getting high with this sarcastic schmuck of a neighbour he has would be a total headf*ck, the paranoia would set in and then your only recourse would be motor bongs all the way.
Building the Dream (external)
No other medium has the creative possibilities and imaginative potential of video games — right now we're seeing new generations of game designers ripping up the rule book, stretching the platform's capabilities to building games full of wit and wonder.
So you're stuck in Germany, what do you do with yourself? Do you check out Berlin's bohemian quarters, wander the lush forest of Bavaria or do you dance with your doner, papa, poodles, and bread? Well, I think we all know the answer to this one. Poodles and bread all the way.
Wow, these are some pretty special earphones or these are some pretty special bewbs. She should go join the circus with an act like that "The Incredible Dancing Bewbs!" Jigging about on their own free will, and plus it gives you a legitimate reason to stare.
Get comfortable, this one's 10 minutes long. So pull up a chair and hear how Mr Nolan filmed those dizzying corridor scenes that looked like they were filmed inside a washing machine on spin cycle. In fact, that's how he did it. They all climbed in his washer and then ACTION! Maybe.
There's a few essential life skills that you need to learn as you traverse the treacherous path on that great journey from life unto death. One of the most absolutely necessary is being able to shoot straight after being pepper sprayed in the eyeball. Here is that lesson.
Oh crap. We're all doomed. It starts with a camera, called ominously Predator, that can track and detect in real-time and then learn from any errors it makes to improve its performance. Then it ends with our enslavement at the mercy of cyborgs. This tracker even has the red eye thing. Mankind's doom begins here.
You know you come home from work sometimes, or wherever the hell you spend your days. And your flat has been completely devastated. What the heck? The cat must've gone ballistic and tore the place to shreds. OR...you may have a weird alien creature with one eye tormenting your feline companion and causing all the mess. Probably the latter.
Time was when geeks and nerds and all things involving avid dedication to a sci-fi series was the vanguard of spotty kids who were forever alone. Now, it's the place where hot girls dress up in spandex, while surrounded by stormtroopers. What happened?
California have opened an academy dedicated to the art of people running around and jumping over stuff. Somebody had to. And here they are, frantically leaping and bounding and making you need a sit down just watching them.
Britney Spear's Poo Cocktail Supreme (external)
In Jackass they enjoy putting each other in extreme situations where they end up covered in each other's faeces or drinking puke from a baboon's ass or something. And now they've somehow managed to rope Britney in. How could they?
It can be a real nightmare if an actor forgets their lines, but if something like that does happen, you can always rely on your fellow actor buddies to help nudge you in the right direction. Or maybe they'll just go on an insane non sequitur quoting rant, giving you everything but the line you need.
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