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In Soviet Russia, car parks you. And so it goes, sometimes in life it's the little things that make you stand out from the rest of the plebs and have people look at you and say "I want to be, that person". And here's a prime example of being "that person". Win.
You ever wondered what people think when they're struggling onwards in the gruelling endurance of a marathon? Me neither. But just in case you wanted to know this guy's made a video, so next time you're watching someone sweat pain from their pores in a 26 mile run, here's what's going through their heads.
It looks like the animated world of Futurama was right with regards to celebrities of the future being preserved as disembodied heads in jars, so they can live on and stay famous for eternity, or until someone drops them. It seems in the future the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers will be still be around, kept youthful by hourly stem cell injections straight into her jowls.
OK, so the king is looking a bit worse for wear, he's let himself go a bit and now has a ginger beard. But it can happen to the best of us. He's probably just hanging out in Cardiff in Wales to remain incognito, hinting at his former life by his crazy dance moves and Elvis t-shirts.
It's like Pingu come to life, it just needs to make infantile noises like a small child and his journey as toy penguin would be complete .....*But wait. It does. It's a classic ending when he gets tickled, what a weird noise! Be careful as you watch this video, you may be overwhelmed with cute and have to go take a break to watch some nasty horror film to balance it out.
So you've got your expensive 100ft yacht, so you can act like a boss on your boat. You have the babes in bikinis, all you need to complete your jet set lifestyle is a water powered jetpack. Hell yes, you'll look like a superhero on their day off.
Before they decided on the final selection of motley characters that made up the crew of Mortal Kombat, they went through quite a few tryouts. In among those being trialled were some famous names from the gaming world. Link, Toad, and that dude from Ghouls 'n Ghosts. True story.
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Hoho! Lol at Mr Frodo and his Middle Earth buddies making funny with the funny stuff. What a barrel of laughs they must've had, wasting everyone's precious goddamn time. Amateurs, the lot of them, they need to buck up their ideas.
Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this muppet up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. And it looks like he has a whole series of Apple store videos. Maybe he's doing a world tour.
If there's one thing the internet likes, it's cats. And pr0n. But that's two things. It also likes retro computer games turned into a live series, if the amount of views this has on YouTube is anything to go by. Over 4 million in 4 days and counting. Can't wait until they make a live series out of Kirby, that'll be awesome.
The squeaky of voice, golden of balls one shows off his skills with a ball while on a beach in California. What. Ever. It looks about as real as a dodo riding a unicorn through the magical world of Oz while zombie Jesus moonwalks over the grave of Bobby Charlton's combover.
No one hangs up the phone like celebrities, especially celebrities in films. Because in the world of the movies there all alternate laws that govern social interactions. You don't say goodbye to someone after a phone call, not even your own mother, you just hang...berrrrrrrrr....
A compilation of compilations, a meta-compilation if you will. And it's full to the pain of fails and hurt of a 1000 compilations from over 2 years this guy's spent finding footage of people harming themselves and collating it all together so we get a few mins worth of lulz when we should be working.
And you thought Raiden was just some run of the mill thunder god who could fly and teleport and all that like those guys from "Big Trouble in Little China". Well he's a pretty dab hand at the old geetar as well, he can rock a mean trance track just from plucking them strings.
How many sleepless nights have you spent pondering the future of TV's greatest product? Too many no doubt, well now you can finally rest easy as you find out where this incredible genre is heading (clue: it involves killer dolphins).
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