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This has got to be a real dampener on the spirits. You spend a large part of your day/weeks/year building this pyramid which is going to total 13,482 domino pieces, you get it 96% complete and then it topples over. Lol.
Here's something to try, go around your city or town and if you see someone with headphones in -- doesn't matter who it is, any old random will do -- ask them what it is they're listening to. Then film it, then put it on YouTube, then wait for it to launch to planet viral.
It was Maru's birthday the other day, how could you have missed it you heartless swine? Well, anyway, because you did, you can watch this compilation put together from Maru in 2010 instead, and sing happy birthday to the video while sitting in a box and eating some tuna.
No matter how great a dancer you think you are, this video will put all your moves to shame. They dance like a couple of warrior robots from the future where epic is something eaten for breakfast and selling rugs is a serious business.
Nanananana, it's the mothuf*cking D-A-T-A! In the place, spitting lyrics like a ferocious rapping lion, the crowd is going absolutely wild (well, kinda) for his raw talents as he lays down an ode to the species known as Felis catus. Word.
Director Lucas Leyva juxtaposes the cosy sound of Rachel Goodrich's track with the starkly contrasting images of gangsta rap with its guns, booty shaking, and attitude. The song says twee indie girl skipping along a meadow, the images say my car's going to get jacked.
This woman is awesome. She gets drunk and then attempts to cook. OK, so it's not a new idea but anyone who lists ingredients by saying "And some motherf*cking eggs" you got to show some respect for. Her and the Epic Meal Guys should collaborate.
Mansour Bahrami, tennis' greatest entertainer plays tennis like the boss of bosses. He's got skill, charm, honour, humour, valour, strength... maybe. He looks like the kind of guy who would have those things anyway.
Zombies. Clay zombies. What we have here is a typical zombie situation: a couple alone on vacation, start messing with a oujia board and f*cking with the dead, there's only one way that's going to go. The undead will get pissed and start attacking you. Best go get the chainsaw.
Only 25,000 huh? And he calls himself a Big Mac aficionado, he's a disgrace to obesity. Maybe he should stop spending all his money on fast food and instead stop dressing like he did when he first tasted a Big Mac back in 1972. Get a haircut, you're starting to look like a Big Mac.
Oh those physicists, they know how to have a giggle don't they? Instead of sticking with real world scientific explanations, this crazy cat has transferred the laws of science to the world of fiction. For his project he had to find three scenes from any movie or TV show and use physics to find out if something was or wasn't possible. He got 100%.
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
This kind of sounds like an oxymoron, but then who are we to argue with the internet. Get yourself some sodium accitate, dissolve it in near boiling water, put in fridge, get out, pour, wait for exothermic reaction, amaze everybody. Just don't fill your neighbours pool with the stuff.
This has got everything you ever want in a music video: bearded men running over fruit, pinballs machines and a whole lot of other stuff while driving a modified car, heavy metal music, beer drinking, and milk. Rock on.
This is what happens when you put fairy crack on your cornflakes, you turn into a primitive form of human and start rampaging about the neighbourhood like a wild beast, naked, crouching, screaming, looking for that angry fix. Someone get the pepper spray and a water cannon. And a nuke.
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