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Oh sweet, sweet Lady Justice, you work in such mysterious ways. A couple exact delicious revenge on a bank for every human being on earth; the bank tried to foreclose on their home, failed, couple wanted bank to pay court fees, the bank failed, so the couple did what the bank would do: legally seize their assets. Mega-lulz ensues.
How can you improve on the original you might ask? Well, silence would probably be an improvement, or maybe the screeching cries of a thousand children. But, failing those options you can always have a phone cover of one of their songs. And this works very nicely, very nicely indeed.
This is what happens when gumball dispensers fight, a vicious war breaks out where many gumballs are lost, slain across the battlefield, lying there helpless and alone while their two masters fight a mindless, gummy conflict. Grim.
Cyriak's latest that turns cute little frolicking lambs into savage fractal monsters that endlessly birth mutated formations of themselves in a frightening demonstration of what can happen when you experiment with ovine geometry.
Hand feeding a great white shark, what next for this woman? Cleaning an alligator's teeth with her tongue? Using a box jellyfish's tentacles to floss her own teeth? Nuzzling up to a starving polar bear? A few more years of this and it's not going to end well, is it?
Filmed in the archipelago Lofoten in Norway, it captures the natural phenomenon where the sunrise and sunset are linked by a spectacular display of light that lasts between 8 to 12 hours, all captured here by photographer and filmmaker Terje Sorgjerd in footage that will make you weep at the hallowed beauty of it all.
When the police are busy brutalising peaceful protesters, there's no point in getting angry, why bother? Instead don't get angry, get funky. Just dance, dance while they force some handcuffs on an innocent person. And watch the world's wrongs right before your very eyes.
A woman steps out of the shower, applies some make-up, puts on some sexy lingerie with some stockings and suspenders. She's looking hot, so what sort of revealing outfit is she going to wear to show off this charming body? You'd be surprised.
There is another reality sitting about 3.5 nanometers to the left of ours through the fabric of space-time and in that reality this is the actual lyrics in a smash hit by Bieber and Rascal Flatts called "Hot Jumping Beans". In that reality some dastardly wag has bad lip synced them to a horrible song called "That Should Be Me". As you can imagine that reality is better than ours.
Behold, ladies and gentlemen and the rest of you degenerate perverts. In amongst the canals of Amsterdam is the arousing sight of the Superkini election held in honour of peeping toms the world over. So come gather round and stare at feminism in action.
Look at Dave, he has an awesome video resume. We've just hired him to be CEO, as soon as you watch this video you will too. He has an office party going on in his head 24/7, thinks in acronyms, and farts business phrases. Don't tell him the sky's the limit when they put a man on the moon.
Glastonbury Festival: The App (external)
If you love listening to live music, there's really no better place to do that than in a field in the British countryside. But Glastonbury can be minefield, there's just so much going on. Which is where this app comes in, it'll give you an interactive map, customisable line-up, plus festival news and information as it happens.
Meanwhile, in Japan: a horse with an afro races a horse balancing on a car tyre and one with a Mohawk and one spinning on an office chair, in a simulated steeplechase. Why? Because it's Japan.
It's so nice to see young kids show some patriotism towards their motherland, to pledge their solidarity and dedication to its wars and corruption, to mindlessly follow what they don't yet understand. It's a thing of rare and honest horror.
Harry Potter's (finally) coming to an end and children young and old enough to know better are crying salt tears because their favourite wizard, Hermione, and their ranga buddy will never be seen on film again. Well, until they reboot the series in 5 years or so. Anyway, here's a retrospective of the story so far.
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