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TED, the modern equivalent of Plato's academy, present Mr Eli Pariser warning us all about the perils of being caught within the filter bubble, where companies edit out what content they think you want to see and what you don't, tailoring Google search results and other algorithmic editorialising. The rotten swine.
We've probably all dabbled with the odd class A every now and then. MDMA, ecstasy, X, pills, little men, doves, whatever you call them, no doubt you've sweated a small lake dancing in some grotty club with eyes the size of saucepans. So here's a little potted history of MDMA's life so far, it's been pretty eventful. Whoop. Whoop.
Just in case you were getting too comfortable with your life of lolz, cats, fails, epic wins, and the rest. Here's a slap round the face, a reminder of the abuse that some children suffer at the hands of tyrannical parents who don't give a damn about their offspring. Grim, but necessary.
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Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! Some chick in the USA gets bitten by one before she has a chance to stomp it’s arachnoid ass – WTF!? Lock your doors, barricade the windows & forget the zombie invasion, there's a new kid on the block & it wants your blood!
Man this guy is angry. He's raging at a billboard poster in broad daylight out in public. He may need to take caffeine out of his diet or possibly get laid more, or cut down on his sugar intact. He needs to do something before his head explodes from pure hating.
And who says romance is a rotting corpse of death? Me. But this video proves all the sceptics wrong as this guy goes to an awful lot of trouble to propose to his girlfriend. It involves filming a special trailer, filling a movie theater with all her friends and family, and having to watch the Hangover 2. Love is grand.
This guy is a voice actor and he can do a spot on Morgan Freeman impression. He should give up on his voice and just start talking like Morgan Freeman for the rest of his life. Who wouldn't want to have the voice of Morgan; shouting at the neighbours kids, the TV, telling tall tales down the bar. Win.
So the new Thor movie's out, you going to go see it? Don't bother, just watch this 60 second version instead. You won't have a clue what's going on and all the characters seem to be played by an Asian guy in different coloured wigs, but who cares? It's great.
"CHII!!!! DIS MALT IS GOOD O!" So says this awesome Nigerian women before she starts busting some moves because she loves nothing more than a cold malt when she's been sweating under a hot sun, so she can drop it like it's hot. Or cold, or something.
There's nothing more creepy and pregnant with sadness than a decrepit, abandoned amusement park. A place that was once full of the sound of kid's laughter and the joy of humanity at play, left to rot, where vegetation now clambers on the rides instead of the feet of children. Here's Joyland Amusement park in Wichita, Kansas looking empty and forgotten.
Holy wtf!? This is a Japanese movie that looks like it could top the list of mindmelting films that will make your brain ache for years afterwards. A man wakes up in a white room and a cherub's tiny penis protrudes through the wall. Then it just gets weird.
Look at this 8 year old kid, he can play the banjo like a demon. Whatever you do in life, however high you climb in your chosen career, you'll never be as awesome as this little 8 year old kid playing the banjo. These are the Sleepy Man Banjo Boys and they fucking rock. In a Southern hill billy type rock way.
If you have a problem with cats peeing all over your house because maybe it looks like a giant toilet or something, then that can be a real issues. You don't want your abode stinking like cat urine, so what to do? Well, do what this guy does, use an automotive water spray to kick their butts.
Hearing the word "catwalk" is usually an indication to change the channel because some boring clothes-type stuff is going to happen. OK, maybe they'll be some nudity, but is it worth holding out for? Bikini catwalks on the other hand, they're the stuff of every boys' dream. That and the Sears catalogue.
Here's a great example of what goes up must come down. This guy drives up a snowy mountain side on his snowmobile, then has a lame crash and him and the vehicle come tumbling all the way down to the bottom. He's lucky the thing didn't crush the life from him. Looked like great fun though.
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