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Just when you thought it was safe to go outside and do something stupid while you were drunk of high on life, comes the latest instalment of the monthly fail roundup. Are you in there? Are your friends, relatives, loved ones, pets...? There's only one way to find out.
This is the famous story of Erwin Schrödinger who was a physicist--and drag racer according to Wikipedia--who for some strange reason liked to keep his cat in a box. These days he wouldn't get away with such cruelty, the RSPCA would be onto him before you could say "I can haz quantum?".
If your compilation clip of people saying the word "f#ck" in films starts with Joe Pesci, then you're on the path to motherfucking awesomeness. So get cosy, pour yourself a beer and soak up a bunch of celebrities saying the f-bomb. Fuck yeeee-ar.
This is MOONWAAAAHHHHHH!!!! This is a lesson we all learn at at young age but never really heed. And that lesson is not to show off in front of a camera because inevitably you'll end up looking like a dick. Has this guy not seen America's Funniest Home videos?
It's hard to tell whether this is dodgeball or just a mass brawl. An endless sea of people, in red and blue, come together on a field and then chaos ensues. Whatever the hell is going on, it sure looks like fun, perhaps this is how they should solve armed conflict from now on?
You may've passed him on the street and thought he was just another norm going about his daily business. But you were wrong, for he was the King of Legoland and you'll regret not kissing his Lego brick toes. Hail to then king, baby.
When you're a big megastar celebrity who's married to the King of Rap and you have legions of fans, you can pretty much do what the hell you like. So Beyonce here thinks nothing of electrocuting a fan like a mad siren of the airwaves.
Looks like we found a winner for coolest pool table. This is an interactive pool table that has a projector above it meaning you can project what you want onto it, from hot babes to flaming pool balls. Obviously it's only for the high rollers so us norms don't actually get to play on it, but you're allowed to watch the vid.
Just in case you hadn't got enough of women's hairstyles from all those gossip mags you secretly consume when your girlfriend leaves them lying around, here's a compilation of changing styles from down the ages, from ye olde to the modern.
Three high school students realise some weird shit is going down, and before you can say "superpowers", they've got strange uncanny abilities and worlds are turned upside down, inside out, and all over the place. Just take a look at this found footage and see for yo self.
They've completely rinsed the real world locations, it seems like there's not a city in the whole US that hasn't got a CSI version. So time to move into the fictional territory of Lego City, where violent crime is on the increase so the CSI team can milk a whole series from the death rates.
Tattoos You'll Regret (external)
Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carfully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude. FAIL!
With the release of Battlefield 3, you're basically looking at even more intense gameplay, lots of guns, lots of killing, and general mayhem on the battlefield that'll suck up your leisure time and consume your life as you become increasingly more addicted to it.
Words vs bullets - who's going to win? Well when they're flying out of two guys' mouths then probably the words, at least according to this appeal for 'International alert'. These two might want to take a closer look at their diet, whatever it is they're eating is causing some strange symptoms.
While an entire country (Libya, for those that needed telling) are celebrating the death of a despot and rejoicing that there now lies a bookend to tyranny. There's one tyrant who wasn't so happy with Gaddafi's death. He wanted him captured alive, goddammit!
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