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This is artist Dev Harlan's light sculpture "Parmenides I" and it looks like it's travelled to earth from the cosmos to blow our tiny minds. Either that or it's some wormhole into an alternate universe, a stargate that'll transport us to a dimension made from awesome.
You're never too old for Lady Gaga, that's what we can take away from this bunch of oldies belting out one of her hits. So what if she dresses in meat and acts like she's from another planet, doesn't mean to say you can't sing her music down at church. Or on TV.
If you think you've mastered the dark arts of the photoshop, then just wait until you watch this Lord of the Shoop. Starting with a blank page he creates a hot girl from absolutely nothing but his imagination and some skill. If only he could do the same in real life.
See, if you drink your daily prune juice you might grow up to be big and strong like Akala and be able to rap like a ferocious master laying down rhymes like a boxer firing off punches. If you don't drink your prune juice then you'll end up a drug addict. True story.
This is no half experience you're getting here, not some thrown together amateur operation, this is the FULL experience. A line of cameras are set up to record surfers looking all cool and that as they come tilting towards them looking like gods of the sea.
Someone had to do it, and respect to the Little Ponies for tackling such a controversial subject: that of eating too many apples. Yeah, we've all done it, maybe we'll feeling a bit down and we go on an apple binge. But it's unhealthy and could lead to your eyes going all weird. Be warned.
Urban street dancing gets taken to the nth level of awesome in this video, as these skilled practitioners flip about and fizz around like someone put a firework up their ass and they're trying to grab hold of it and put it out before it goes bang. Keep it real yo.
Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage... (external)
Amazing as it might seem, but some things on this planet have managed to last longer than the Kim Kardashian's fairy-tale marriage to Kris Humphries. Wipe away the tears and ponder on that for a moment people.
This is a simple tale about an ordinary boy and his ordinary toy that became a pet Grimlock. It's about the simple joys of having a Transformer as a pet, the companionship, the intimacy, the moments caught in time, frozen in memories--you can buy that sort of thing. Well, maybe at a toy fair.
Cast your tired gaze upon the sublime beauty of the natural world, processed through Adobe software of course, because otherwise it wouldn't look quite so striking. But never mind that it's been tampered with, just marvel at its splendour.
Being a Hollywood celebritae you need to be able to act even under the most extreme conditions. That's what being a luvvie's all about. So just watch in awe at Brad's Oscar-worthy performance where he gets hit by 20 cars. No luggage was harmed in the making of this clip. OK, maybe a little.
A new adventure for the fictional cat that acts more like a real cat than most real cats. This one sees his territory being encroached upon by a new arrival. What will happen? Will he claws its face off and piss in the bloodied skull for trying to take over his turf? Let's see...
Is this the dumbest idea ever? Deciding to create a stop-motion video from tattoos on your arm. Half the time there's blood and nastiness and gunk which kind of takes away from the idea of it all. Instead it makes you want to stop watching, leave the room and go heave up a lung.
The earth's population. What's all that about? About two centuries ago there was only 1 billion people on earth and now we've grown seven times that. Blame medicine, blame improved agriculture, blame better health care, blame sex for being so enjoyable.
These two unlikely rap historians dance and, er, rap their way through some of the seminal music of this genre -- spitting rhymes, giving it the emceeing and generally making people believe that Biggie and Tupac are alive and well and rapping in the form of two white guys. Hate to say this, but it's great.
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