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So Seth Rogan is a bear icon, not the ones that shit in the woods but big fat hairy men that some gay guys are into. So now he's become something of an artistic muse to some people who like to draw pictures of what Seth might look like, in some supple poses.
The Thing cast watches the prequel in a meta-movie moment that's like the Thing killing then replicating itself. But anyway, what will they make of the prequel? Well, what do you think, they hate it as we all will. Hollywood, you need to stop with the trashing of our memories.
This is the sort of drink that can turn your life around. It has all the epic, over the top ridiculous adrenaline fuelled, high-def mania distilled into one can. Drink it up and you too could be as truly awesome as Transformers Dark of the Moon.
If you thought normal zombies were frikkin' awesome, then wait until you hear the Walken dead. The last remnants of mankind are fighting against a disease that destroys everything human except your motor functions, and the part of your brain that stores Christopher Walken quotes.
The time has come where just being a man won't do, you need to be more than a man. You need to be a manwolf. So grow that all over body hair and let it flow freely as you embrace your inner beast. People loved Teen Wolf, they'll love Man Wolf too.
Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. First neutrinos beat him in a race and now this?
What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils to the limit? That seems like it's the case with Apollo Creed. You would've thought that the arm wrestling scene in Predator couldn't really be improved upon. Well you thought wrong.
This looks like fun. Hundreds of bikes take over the freeways of St. Louis to laugh in the face of road safety and pull off lots of crazy stunts, brunouts, crashes, and wheelies. Until the police come along and throw their asses in the county jail.
This is a story of a man. A man and his stuffed animals. Well, it's two men actually: Rhett and Link the legends that are. If their commercial doesn't make you want to immediately order some stuffed dead multicellular, eukaryotic organisms then, my god, what the hell is wrong with you.
No one keeps it as real as Betty "For Real' White, aka that funny one off the Golden Girls. And if your insolent mind needed proof of such obvious facts, then here it is, right there in full colour and sound. For rizzle dizzles.
All this Japanese guy wants is to eat some ice-cream. Unfortunately it's just not that simple, not when you're in Istanbul trying to eat Maras ice-cream. It has a resistance to melting so it means you can play around with it like this and not worry about it turning into a milky pool.
The Ice Age was a troublesome time, even for cartoon squirrels. All this little guy's trying to do is eat his acorn in peace and chill out, but geology has other ideas, opening up under his feet and swallowing like he wants to swallow that acorn.
If only there was more people in the world like Creationist Cat, he's so wise and knowledgeable, full of solutions to the problems that plague the Rick Perry loving part of America. He tells it like it is and those jerkbag pro-choicer can go bite his ass!
Rafael Nadal Has Cramp - Or Does He? (external)
Those tennis stars, always playing with their balls, even off the court. Here Rafael is live on camera, then he pretends to get cramp, but come on! Who's he kidding, that's not cramp, look at that face, that not a face in pain, that's a pleasure face.
Mr Obama tells it like it is, and that means he's not afraid to whip them pintos, and whip 'em good. The guy behind Bad Lip Reading should get hired by a major TV channel, then whenever a politician's making a speech he could interpret it for us. Winning.
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