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A new Firefox add-on where the little fox cleans the inside of your screen? Or is Firefox encountering a problem with Windows? This is what happens when you try to run the beta update to 3.6, it just goes all crazy and starts sticking its tongue out at you.
Looks like they won the competition for the most WTF!? video in the history of the intrawebby. Well done, you've made something so random it threatens to unravel the very fabric of space-time and suck us all into a chaotic spiral of utter confusion. At least it has a hot chick in it.
One of mankind's greatest creations, up there with those KFC burgers that use chicken fillets instead of a bun, is Axe Cop, from the mind of a 5 year old child. And now a fan, aren't we all, has made this short live action film. Also presenting dinosaur soldier - they've come to redefine awesome.
Learning's fun! It doesn't just have to be about old stuffy bores like Einstein or Shakespeare or some such dunce. What the heck have they ever done for us? Nothing. The subjects in this schedule are much more interesting - everyone loves a cake whore!
Two actors, painted wooden blocks, single take. Must be a new music video on Vimeo. And it's pretty goddamn awesome. So, you know, take a look and toke it up. The video that is, but you could puff away on a spliff while you watch it, it can only help matters.
You can rely on good Jimmy Jeffo to tell it like it is, keeping it, as the kids say, real. So why is a guy called a stud if he sleeps around while a girl is called a slut? Well Jim thinks he has the answer. His argument goes: you get slut dwarfs but you don't get stud dwarfs. Not outside of Middle Earth anyway.
Look at the sea of twinkling lights shining like a reflection of the stars above. But what this doesn't show is the crippling, choking smog that strangles the breath out of the citizens of this great city. Other than that, don't all the people look like ants? If you could see them that is.
If the original movie had the desperate real estate agents jigging about while their lives collapsed around them and took a speed boat made of hope to shit island. Then, maybe, it would've detracted from the whiff of men forced to beg for their jobs like starving cats. And it would've all worked out fine.
Next time you head out to a club, don't don your best gear hoping to woo the ladies. Instead grease your hair over in a side parting, wear trousers a few inches to short for you, and start rubbing your thighs while stalking the hot girls in the club.
This is inspired by a couple of scriptures from the bible, and you can tell. But, it's still a rather powerful and entrancing few minutes of film. What with the foreboding music and biblical rhetoric, this'll energise you like a triple shot of espresso.
Mega Crazy Slip & Slide (external)
This behemoth of a slip and slide truly warrants the term epic. For that is what it is. But watching it is slightly annoying because you just want to be there having fun; slipping, sliding. Wonder how long it took to build this monster?
Those Mexican smugglers, they'll be damned if some border fence is going to stop them from getting marijuana across to America. You put a fence up, then they'll go over it. You have to admire their ingenuity. And their weed. You've got to admire that sweet, sweet weed.
Put some headphones in, go fullscreen, crank up the volume and let this one wash over you. And if you're really feeling crazy then drop some LSD, then you'll start to see some visual jumping before your eyes. Hell, you won't even need this video, just stare into space.
What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
Drunk Dude Gets Head Stuck In A Toilet (external)
No matter how many times i watch this i can hear a voice in my head saying, "Whatever you do, NEVER let it get this bad!!!" - However, i doubt that the voices will be around if i have drunk and shamed myself as much as this self-induced toilet-douche!
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