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We all saw that trailer for the new Dead Island game. It was emotional, heartfelt, affecting, rousing and a bunch of other adjectives. But it's nothing compared to this little beauty. Just goes to show, put some heartfelt piano music over anything and it'll cause you to well up. Cheers babe.
Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly! After this if anyone can't jig their chest about in a professional manner well...well there's no excuse really.
Whatever they're going to be screening at the Vancouver International Film Festival, it sure looks like it's going to be intriguing if this advert is anything to go by. Donkeys, Furries, weird bondage contraptions that involve rotating handcuffs, beds, curtains.
Even in space aboard the Starship Enterprise they can't escape the clutches of the most popular game ever. But when a piece of entertainment threatens the safety of the ship, it's not just about launching birds at green pigs on shaky structures any more...
Who else but Robert Rodriguez could direct this piece of cinematic schlopp. Throw in some product placement, well, the whole thing is a product placement, and make sure Danny Trejo's in it. Then add some explosions, Bruce Willis, more explosions and you have awesomeness.
The zombies of Minecraft have leaked into the real world. Shit just got real, indeed. Which means two brave badasses have to take them down with pixelated weaponry, with nods to a few movies and TV shows along the way. Grab the pump action, let's kill some undead.
Ultra Combos #2 (Femme Fatales) (external)
Hot chicks beating the crap out of guys using SF4 moves, you can't really go wrong with that. Blame Chung-Li's influence over a misspent youth playing Street Fighter II. But kick ass chicks, well, they kick ass.
Well, here we are atop Mount Awesome and the view looks pretty sweet. Mostly it's samurais fighting their shadow ninjas in a showdown of sublime badassness. But the douchebag audience claps like it was a wet flannel flopping about. Jeez, some people are so hard to please.
If you think your chances of going out with a super hero are as probable as Superman eating kryptonite for breakfast, then think again. Because with this new dating service none of those super beings will be out of your (justice) league. Just don't try and come between Batman and Robin.
More zombies, more horror survival games. But it's all about the trailer for this one. Brilliantly shot featuring a backwards narrative with such pathos it hits you like an axe wound to the head. No longer will I cheer the zombies as they devour the flesh of innocents. Instead I'll weep for humanity. Then cheer the zombies.
In Neil Breen's films "I'm Here...Now" zombie Jesus comes back to earth and he doesn't like the scum bag attitudes he's seeing. The gruesome violence, the finger cutting, the hot chicks, the environmental damage, the corrupt businessmen, the gang warfare. The lot.
Just because a man has a stu-stu-stutter, doesn't mean he can't rap. It's the perfect medium for him to stammer his way through a killer tune. Just take MC Hammer, didn't stop him did it? Or Flavour Flav? All the greats know how to stutter. Stop! It's stammer time.
Don't bother decorating your living room, just put white sheets over it and then set up some projectors. Then you can project what you like onto them, changing the colours and decor to suit whatever mood happens to take you. Emo cousin coming round, black as night. Entertaining the laydeez, smooth designer patterns.
Not sure what the heck is going on here, this guy has no neck, he's the height of a munchkin and he's doing some kind of weird shuffling dance. But he looks real happy, so maybe it's best not to question it and instead just shuffle along and go with the vibe.
Everyone hates Monday, but what about Tuesday, huh? It's just as bad isn't it? Why does Monday get all the hate, distribute it evenly over the week why don't you. Take Misery Bear he doesn't give a damn, he hates work all day every day. And for that he's a role model to us all.
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