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Marriage, it's an institution. An institution that keeps the world ticking over like a love-clock. And who better to explain the manifold benefits of such a great act than the conservative maniac that is Michele Bachmann.
This is Takabisha, a rollercoaster in Japan that is famed for having a drop angle of 121°, making it the steepest coaster in the world. And trying to film on it while sitting in the front row is a feat in itself. But hey, at least the guy didn't puke all over it.
Everything is open to remixing these days, songs, films, video game trailers. Your mum. And so it goes, this was "created by slicing up audio and video from many Portal 2 trailers and reassembling them into a tasty sandwich with a side salad. Just about every sound used, aside from the drums, was a snippet of audio from Portal 2."
The stars of the silver screen attempt to pull off the greatest heist cinema has ever seen. But as with most filmic robberies, not everything goes according to plan and guns are fired and people get hurt. But hey, that's the criminal life for ya!
The live performer gets to grips with Loopy 2, some kind of iPhone app that lets you make music by looping recorded sounds. And the master of beatboxing does what he knows best, he beatboxes into his new toy -- and it sounds great.
Rebecca Black - (Not) My Moment (external)
Someone working on the inside stumbled upon this original, unmixed version of Rebecca Black's new song. So we get to hear what her voice really sounds like without auto-tuning. And it sounds like a child drowning on candy.
Holy crap on a hotplate! Proceed with extreme caution. This poppet is trying too hard, she's trying too hard to be a lot of things. One of those is a ganguro, and it's turned her into an orange-faced monstrosity that should only be let out in the early hours of the morning when no one's around.
The Aurora Borealis, how does that work? Something to do with particles originating from deep inside the core of the sun and coming down to earth to reap some kind of colourful night sky revenge. Just watch the video already.
The hideous, flesh-eating undead have risen up and are now angry at you for not wilfully offering up your delicious soft, meaty body for them to come along and devour. You selfish swine, how could you let these poor creatures starve.
Skating through the streets of Indian cities like Bangalore, these boys impress the locals by falling off a sculpted bit of plywood with some wheels attached. It's shot well but you can't help feeling disappointed there's no big Bollywood number or a ridiculous action sequence.
This cat was no doubt lying in this trampoline, minding its own, but then it probably thought: Wouldn't it be great if a small child came along and started jumping up and down right next to me? That'll help with my afternoon snooze time.
The acquitted-child-killer look is really hot right now, so if you want to stun all the boys with this season's most sought after style then look no further than this instructive video. You'll be turning heads in the street, for all the right reasons!
Defined by Music (external)
If you do decide to head down the treacherous path of musician, then hope your rise to stardom is akin to these up and comers Oh Land, Mads Langer and Loick Essien. You can start by remixing Bob Dylan and the Ting Tings and maybe win a bunch of stuff.
Sarah Masticates (external)
Meet Sarah! I know what you all are thinking, is that a typo or am i actually about to endure three and a half minutes of a cute chick stuffing her other oral cavity - Now there's the rub! Either way i think you will all be pleasantly surprised!
You know the old saying, 'Does a model shit in the woods?" Well, it appears that the adage is right, but this model is driving home a really serious message while relieving herself in woodland: Stop using loads of trees to wipe your ass.
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