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Based on Dr. Seuss's final book before his death, this is a story about life's ups and downs, told by the people of Burning Man 2011. It's surprising that these drugged-up hippies are sober enough and not tripping balls to be able to stare at the camera and speak their lines. Must've been the first day.
You win some, you lose some, you fall off some -- and here's a mega compilation of people attempting but failing, trying their hardest to be cool and flip over a wall backwards but instead of landing on their feet, landing on their face. Go failers!
We all know the perils of going on holiday: arguing with the other half about where to eat, buying tacky gifts that looked awesome in 90 degree heat, and being sat on by elephants. That last one can put a real damper on moving around and sightseeing and stuff, so do try to avoid it if you can. But if you can’t, then at least get some insurance that covers getting trampled on by large land mammals.
Jason Silva is on a mission to blow minds by showing us that everything is connected. Even you. That stinky city you live in is a network just like a coral reef is or a piece of software or the internet or the human brain or your mum. Onward to the stars!
Is it real? Is it fake? Is it gay? Of course it's real, you can tell by the pixels and the fact that we all know the internet would never, ever lie to us. Not once, in the entire history of the tubes has it ever shown anything remotely fake. Why would it ever do that?
It is a land, a land of hungry mutants scavenging about the land looking for their next snack. A bit like every UK town centre after kicking out time on a Friday night. In fact this may've been filmed in Cardiff over the new year. Nah, these things are much better looking.
AKA how to turn a 1970s game console into an awesome chiptune guitar that will bring the rock of ages upon the world! Well, some geeky Asian kids anyway, nodding their heads along with the bleeps and blips of this customised chiptune instrument.
Grab your plunger by the hand and let's clean out that shit-infested toilet that hasn't seen the bristles of a bog brush since who knows when. But wait, you no longer need to use just a primitive brush, the PushOver Plunge lets you do some other weird ritual instead. M'mm.
The most thoughtful dinosaur on the interwebbings gets his own song, where he ponders the conundrums of life, like will retirement homes of the future hold LAN parties instead of bingo? So come one, come all! Stroke your chin along with Philosoraptor and yay!
This is probably fake, but who knows? If you go around tazering your friends while they're sitting on a window ledge then they may well fall out the window and leave their blood seeping out all over the floor. But then again, this is the internet, so go figure.
Iowa's been getting a bit of a raw deal in the media coverage lately, what with it being the state that becomes the first official test of the US election season. But this Iowan has had enough and he's going to reclaim it back by using foul language. Go Iowa!
So you fancy a little jamming session with your gee-tar, you've got your Bud light, obviously your guitar, but you need a partner to share the music with. Who you gonna call? Why, your buddy's Golden Retriever of course, everyone knows what a musical breed of dog they are.
Don't be sad that another year of our lives had ebbed away into the mists of time and memory, never to be lived again. Because look! Look at all these people who spent the year winning in various ways -- next year who knows, you too could feature in a compilation just like this.
Fapping in your dorm, so many ways to secretly do it, so many ways to get caught as well. But that's what happens when you share a living space with someone else. Is the mattress shaking when you thought your roomie was asleep? He's having a fap.
No matter what anyone says about Christmas, there's no greater gift than hot girls in their underwear prancing about. So forget about iPhones, iPads, Xboxes, socks, and all the other crap. All we really want for Christmas is a visit from these honeys.
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