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A fascinating insight into the inner workings of the mind of Hobbit director (himself from Middle Earth) Peeder Jigson and his sound whipping boy Howard Shore. The two here discuss all manner of things like annoying dog noises while Peeder whips out his tiny banjo.
It's a slippery slope from sitting there watching cable TV to waking up in a roadside ditch, head throbbing, patch on eye, wondering where it all went wrong. Well according to this advert it all went wrong when you decided to stick with cable, you fool!
If you were wondering at what point it was that society crumbled, when the historians look back and wonder that, they'll take one look at a video like this and say "Ah! It was those evil gospel hating ninja turtles!" Now look at us, economic ruin, political failure and disenfranchisement. Happy now are you, Leonardo et al?
Today is the day you learn about the sexual festish of squashing. What's that? Well, it's when someone wants a really obese person to sit on them so they feel as flat as some griddled batter. And if you still think this is made up, Dr. Drew meets a woman whose job it is to perform this bizarre act.
If you fancy catching a few waves, then you'd be mad to let a small thing like the end of the world stop you from enjoying yourself. Yeah, so the sky may be falling on humanity's head but so what, riding that sweet watery rollercoaster is so much more important.
Soon, having just a boring old transparent made of glass that all you can do is see out of will be for losers. Instead we'll all be using these smart windows which double as a touchscreen interface that lets you do all kinds of things, like watch watch pr0n and instead of spying on your neighbours. Total WANT. You'll never have to goto Ikea to choose blinds again.
It's that time of the year again when Ricky Gervais gets to insult members of the Hollywood elite while getting paid loads of money for the privilege. There's nothing better than watching the faces of Hollywood's finest killing him with their death stares. Johnny Depp gets off lightly this time though. Shame.
Joe brings his sardonic wit to the reptile-loving freaks at the Reptile Super Show, who can't get enough of their cold-bloodied companions and asks the important questions that's on all our lips: who's your favourite ninja turtle bad guy?
Prepare to enter the realms of ear-busting rock in this cautionary tale about the dangers of drug abuse. Beware children of the earth, when a stranger offers you some coloured pills, while you may think you're on stage slaying the audience with your awesomeness, the truth may be far more urinary.
These badasses cover Skrillex's "Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites" and take what's usually done on electronic machines and turn it into an epic live performance that will subwoofer you a newbie. It's even better than the original--there, I've said it.
Prepare yourself to witness the awesomeness of Chinese volleyball in this match that sees TianJin vs Army, where they take the game to the next level--the level of Asian where speed and versatility are the standard. Most Olympic volleyball teams are shitting bricks after watching this.
As epic Spanish-language boomerang-shaped penis-severing pizza commercials go, this is a good one. And it tells an important cautionary tale, which is beware of Conan the Barbarian-looking men with boomerang pizzas who may well want to chop off your johnson.
You know how sometimes turning the page of a book or newspaper seems just too easy. Where are the swinging ladles, the fly swatters, the blow-dried hamsters, you might ask? Where indeed. Well Joseph Herscher soon remedies the situation with this domino-like setup of machinated (in)efficiency.
OK, so you may think it's a little late to be showing "Best Of 2011" vids, the moment's gone you'll say to yourself, let it go. But, BUT! This vid features lots of motor vehicles totalling themselves, and that's good to watch no matter what year it is. Many cars were harmed in the making of this.
If you are, or you know any European honeybees you may want to look away now as thousands are mercilessly slaughtered by giant Japanese hornets for fun and giggles. For tonight THEY DINE. IN HELL! The music that accompanies it is so epic you may find yourself in tears at the end of it all.
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