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No matter how far advanced our technologies get, even in the distant future when we have arms made from iPods and Philip K Dick's fevered imaginings are considered too conventional, Windows will still be a pain in the ass.
The Yodelizer (external)
Want to create a personalized yodel, a unique cry of “yaas” & “hoos”? Of course you do, to make a mini-masterpiece just type away on your keyboard, record it & share it with the world. Or attach it to a piece of content so it can live on forever!
Bibles for Pr0n (external)
This sounds like the greatest idea since the Romans crucified Christ. If you've got any unwanted bibles lying about the place, taking up room and gathering dust, then trade them in for porn. Adam and Eve would approve.
Paupers of Leon more like. This sucks, hard. You'd've thought a band of their calibre could play their instruments properly. I think they need to go back to their dad's church or whatever & put some practice in...jeez! Ho ho. This is part of the "Shreds" YouTube meme - hilariously bad overdubbing of concert footage. MOAR!
From the Pantless Knights, it's the nerd anthem we've all been waiting for, set to the beat of Jay-Z and Alicia Key's Empire State of Mind. Come sing with me, "Now I'm in the blogosphere, now I'm in the twitterverse..." The geek shall inherit the earth!
A man in a mask smashing a watermelon with a baseball bat, setting light to various things and other activities filmed using a Phantom camera, with a Stephen Hawking voice over. I have no reason why he's done it other than Phantom camera + slow-motion = cool. Win.
Chargy Bargy: Grand Slam from O2 (external)
Choose your team, choose your opponent, puff up your chest, catch the ball and run for it! Charge yourself up and knock down as many opponents as you can while avoiding others. Get a high score to win some awesome prizes!
Is your husband or boyfriend playing too much World of Warcraft? Perhaps they should see Dr. Sokol and turn their regular life into the game. That way they get their gaming fix and you get your lover back. Everybody's happy! LOL!!!
We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, shoveling it into our fat faces handfuls at a time. But it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this, charge everyone a $1 and they can grab as much as they like. AWESOME!
It’s simple really, Robin Hood was onto a winner. Eat the rich, and give to the poor. Or was that Aerosmith? I can never remember. Anyway, if it means the fat cats not lapping up all the milk then I’m all for it. Plus Bill Nighy’s involved, I’d follow that man off a cliff if he asked me to.
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