Men like nothing more than sparkly asses, if for nothing else than because at night when it's difficult to see, the reflected light will give them a beacon to head towards with their tongues wagging. Do it for them.

Watching paint dry may be a notoriously dull activity, but watching highspeed footage of it flying through the air, now that's the pastime of kings. Kings that like their DIY and are obsessed by paint, admittedly. But hey, what else are you going to spend the next two minutes doing?

Mariel Clayton has taken one of the planet's most iconic dolls and turned her over to the dark side, swapping sugar & spice for blood and guts - Patrick bateman beware, your time is definitely nigh, there's a cute new psychokiller in town!

Have you ever pondered the question: What could you replace a woman's pubic region with? No? Why not? Because that's what Amanda Palmer's done in the music video for "Map of Tasmania", replacing it with a bird's nest, a clown wig, a framed picture, among many other things.

This video is so beautiful you'll probably dump your girlfriend and run away with it to a village in St. Kitts to set up a business selling flip-flops made from recycled hope. And it's golden, so, so golden.

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair. Be warned when entrapping Cthulhu's head, it can result in cataclysmic cosmic consequences.

What you're still cooking popcorn in a microwave? And don't even go there with the stove method. What are you, a neanderthal? It's all about cooking popcorn with lazers now. Next up, chopping broccoli with a chain saw and boiling pasta with a flame thrower.

This could be retitled "Fun With Snow No. 1,823". It's simply done, just wait for it to snow real deep (that's the hard part, depending on where you live), then plow it away from your front door creating a trench. Then get your x-wing and fly!

Why can’t NASA communicate their incredible work effectively while corporations seem to have no trouble making a soft drink look like the holy grail of beverages, or banks make getting in debt seem as alluring as a morning dip on a sparkling lake? It’s just another cosmic mystery to add to the list, along with antimatter and life on Mars. Anyway this video basically amounts to awesome imagery + Carl Sagan waxing galactic = PR gold.

It's not just when you're completely shitfaced that you can't walk in a straight line, it's also impossible when you're stone-cold sober. It's just something human beings are unable to accomplish. Why? Well, it wouldn't be a mystery then would it.

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey. So always carry around a squeezable jar just in case.

The future is out to get you, so be afraid and be prepared for things like lazer points penetrating your unconscious, time machines eradicating your pets, portals opening up to reveal the cosmic demons from the birth of Ra. Can your heart take the terrifying truth of grave robbers from outer space?!

Goddamn deliveries, huh? How about that. You think they just casually come along, wait in their vehicle for you to leave, then deliver your parcel. Hell no, it's a carefully planned operation to make sure you don't take delivery; it takes manpower, organisation, precise timing, and great skill.

It doesn't really get any more amazing than this, Batman fighting a shark on a helicopter ladder, then defeating it with some kind of spray. Just look at how realistic it isn't. I've seen more realism from a rubber duck. Bat-lolz.

James Van Der Beek not just a talentless douchebag after all! OK, that was a bit harsh, he did star in Dawson' Creek which was one of the, er, lamest TV shows ever. But, there's always a chance for a person to redeem themselves and he has done that with this emoti-Beeks.