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The yearly trouncing and humiliation of Donald Trump comes around again as Obama makes with the funnies and takes the piss out of everything from Trump's run for presidency to the Secret Service's bar culture. If he fails to get re-elected there's always stand-up.
There are many experiments you can perform on monkeys, not all of them hilarious, but this one is. Just check out this brilliant reaction from the monkey on the left when he watches his buddy get rewarded with grapes and he's stuck with cucumbers.
Creativity comes in many, many forms, from sculpting marble and painting murals on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to putting some fake dirt on a car and getting out your little set of brushes so you can paint your masterpiece on the rear window.
Behold the bizarre and frightening animation and physics glitches from the initial development of Octodad: Dadliest Catch. It's a rummy affair for sure, as this Octodad stretches into malformed shapes and horrible forms. After watching it you'll never sleep again.
Babies, they always look so cute and innocent -- their inquisitive faces looking at their parents with a sense of wonder and intrigue. Well, at least that's how it looks to us, but no, actually they'll pitying us and the way we turn into mush when talking to them.
Erm. OK. This seems legit. Ladies, do you want to travel to a foreign country with a rich stranger? Sure you do, what could possibly go wrong? You get to see the world and relieve a rich guy of his money, but you've got to wonder is that the only thing you'll be relieving. Pros-tit-ution, much?
You, a bag of popcorn, the twin baldness of Bruce Willis and The Rock -- it's the guiltiest pleasure there is and you know you're going to be down the cinema with the biggest, loudest screen there is so you can lose yourself in the mindless nonsense.
If you're hosting a kid's birthday party, you might want to avoid hiring Christopher Nolan's Batman to entertain the kiddies, because he's a dark, twisted individual and he'll probably make the children cry with fear.
If you're a Queen fan (don't deny it, admit it to yourself, we're all Queen fans by default) then you'll enjoy Pablo Stanley's comic "Mr Fahrenheit" which turns the smash hit "Don't Stop Me" now into sequential art. Rad.
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What's the one thing that you really look for in a female, think about it, yep, getting warm, it's a smile that can light up a dark room and make you feel special. You know i'm right, eh!? Aren't i?
If you're going to break up with someone, then best to do it in public, preferably in a furniture store packed to the brims with other couples who can look on in horror before turning to each other and thanking themselves that it's not them. Yet.
From skinny nobody who no girl would even want to share the same oxygen with, to braided-haired sex god from planet badass -- it takes a lot to be a champ, but it doesn't take a lot to go to the shop and buy some aftershave. Shame it smells so bad.
The guys at Cinemassacre get a lot of mail in their mailbag, so much that they read the best and worst out and film themselves. And this time they received an email from someone with some advice we'd all do well to follow: Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
Scientists in New Zealand seem to think that robot prostitutes could be a reality by 2050. It's a world where sex tourism is a respectable pursuit and human trafficking and the spread of STDs is stemmed by replacing human prostitutes with lifelike sex robots. WTF!
If you were a school child in Britain in the 1980s or 1990s, you’ll have memories of hours spent watching educational films about all manner of subjects from science to sex. This film spoofs those to look back at days of yore when grandpa knew how to kill a chicken, and human knowledge was kept on servers made from flesh and blood.
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