Shakespeare in Celebrity Voices
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The wonderful creatures that are Pickles and Flotilla rap about their rumps, a pair of derrières that make grown men's eyes bulge with incredulity every time they walk down the street. Their asses could seat the universe.
John Malkovich, not one for endorsing brands, has decided to endorse iPhone's latest talking telephone - He could just sit there and fart in Siri's face and it would be amusing, but he's not as callous a bastard as that. No, instead they seem to get on like a house on fire, they even have matching speech patterns. Bless.
When the aliens finally come to eat your first born and key your car, flirt with your girlfriend and sit in front of you in the cinema with their ten foot tall heads, there's only one man who can save us. That man is Chuck Norris. But if he's out with back pain, then Will Smith is da man.
The modern route of internetz slebrity starts with a popular Tumblr then you rise to the dizzy heights of YouTube. Rapper Kitty Pryde made good with her internet-inspired track, “Okay Cupid" (the internet loves nothing more than onanism) and now she's the hottest property for...nope, it's over.
With lines like: The world's 2nd most common lie after 'I love you too' is 'You have successfully been unsubscribed from our database.' this parody is working on the level of too true. As all good comedy should. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll dutifully post it on Facebook.
This behemoth of a shredder consumers pallets of wood like Haribou, munching down on them, insatiable and monstrous. OM it says, NOM it retorts, churning the wooden food like it was made from feathers and lightness itself. Want.
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If you spend enough time wandering around a creature’s natural environment with a camera, they will just see you as part of the landscape and come and sit on your head. Don’t try this in a strip club though, the bouncers are predisposed to not see the funny side…
OK no laughing at the back, this is serious. Women share with the internet what they won't put in their vajajays to raise awareness about some chemicals that are found in condoms and lubricants. Most of the things they won't put in seem to be their BFF's boyfriend.
I feel the need for speeed - It's all the The Fast & Furious movies edited down into the good bits, well the good bits if you're a petrolhead and you like looking at gears shifting. If you don't then give it a try, you might like it. Engage!
Who even knew that this was a record category? But it is and here's a submission for busting a 100 balloons falling like dominoes in a single file line. If the authorities that be confirm this then it'll be the most balloons in a single file line consecutively popped from end on with a single fixed visible laser beam to date. Oooooo!
The horror....the horror of it all! How could humanity allow a crazed DJ, armed with a sledgehammer and an assortment of other wrecking tools to be let loose on precious vinyl? It makes no sense - But wait. before you all form an online movement akin to KONY to stop this wanton vinyl vandalism, it seems that this is in aid of a good cause - www.danceaid.tv - As you were people. Order can now be restored.
Who says that fun involving exercise needs to involve hard work? If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. It looks exciting, gets you from A to B and would definitely raise interest from anyone who noticed. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.
We may all be too eager to mock tap dancers with their silly shoes and old-fashioned form of dancing, but these guys are impressive -- talented even -- and there's not a Cinnamon Challenge in sight. What the...?
Despite his trans-continental fame, multiple grammy wins, introducing 'Wub-wub-wub' into the interwebs dictionary and his nearly-perfect 'do, a lot of people still don't know what to make of Skrillex. With that in mind, a panel of adorable tots, tykes, and toddlers were asked to give their honest opinion of "Bangarang," the prince of dubstep's wobbly banger.
The Bad Lip reader takes on Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" and in the process improves from lamewad to an epic win of hilarity. In a perfect world all things would be bad lip read and we'd all have our own personal one to amuse in our daily grind.
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