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Chick Flashes Kid At X-Games (external)
Now this is more like the X Games, or XXX Games, you get me? Huh? If this sort of thing was guaranteed I'd turn up every time to this, but forget looking at the games, the crowd is where all the action is going on.
This is the guy who gone done that TV medley, and now he gone done one about dem dere video games. It's got Zelda, it's got Tetris, it's got Kirby, it's got Mega Man 3, it's got the geeks in a twist. Yo. Listen and learn, y'all, listen and learn. Learn what I dunno. But just learn, yo.
He's raving, he's raving. He's raving till the sun just comes down on him. Whoop-whoop! Reach for the lazers little one, get those white gloves on and dance till you can't dance no more. But stay away from drugs, at least for the next 16 years or so.
Those Auto-Tune the News guys have jumped on the good ship Bed Intruder Guy and made a song about him! You know the guy, the victim's bro, yo. They be raping everybody out here, everyone. Run, run for your rape!
Are we dreaming, or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality. Open your eyes look up to the skies and see! Is that Leonardo DiCaprio, or is this just The Departed? Cogito ergo sum.
Everything looks better in slow-mo. This is just a fact, like cats rule the internet or no one likes eating pears. So imagine a soda explosion in slow-mo. Go on. Now, let's see if your imagination was right. You see, slow-mo ruuuuuuuules!
You've got a perfect drummer in Animal, so why not have the queen of the Muppets sing this Peaches classic. If a child asks you what Miss Piggy's saying, you just tell them it's suck the rain away. She's singing about flood defences.
The Top 10 Coolest Fictional Cars (external)
We all love cars, hell, even gay people and evil dictators cannot deny a fondness for a fender and a throbbing engine, it’s in our blood, our mind - The best of all are the vehicles from film and TV – These fictional cars ROCK!
OK people, it's time to get educated in the ways of our fascist regime of global hate that is capitalism. Yeah, so grow some dreadlocks, harvest an eco system in there, and grab your copy of Karl Marx, and let's topple those institutions. Anarchy ruuules!
Damn, I've got to get me to the dentist, they seem to have the good shit when it comes to crazy narcotics that make you think Meg Ryan's butt hole is the tunnel to ultimate reality. Or some such madness. It's like, a double dentist, all across the waiting room.
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