2 Girls 1 Cup Marathon: Part 12
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Stop! You! TERRORIST! They're onto you, they know what you're up to. And even if you claim innocence it doesn't matter. As long as you're under suspicion then your government can tap your phone and put up surveillance cameras everywhere. Whatev!
Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard (external)
Women in the workplace. Are they undervalued, underpaid, overworked? How can they get the respect they deserve? I think Marion Cotillard may have the answer. Now go fix me a f#cking sammich bee-yacth!
He's back, that crazy Russian singer but it's goodbye to Trololololololo and hello to Yeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey. This guy could outshine any contestant on all those crappy "talent" shows. Get this man a record contract, stat!
Watching these feels like I'm having some kind of brain aneurysm, but in a good way - if that were at all possible. They're perfect for my limited attention span, I can barely concentrate on any...Oh look a dog with a fluffy tail!
Heavy Rain's Nudity Glitch (external)
Woohoo! A naked woman made up from pixels, sweet. So does this mean you get to play as her like this in the game? Awesome sauce in my pants this game just made my "wish list". Now if they could do the same with Princess Peaches...
No matter how far advanced our technologies get, even in the distant future when we have arms made from iPods and Philip K Dick's fevered imaginings are considered too conventional, Windows will still be a pain in the ass.
The Yodelizer (external)
Want to create a personalized yodel, a unique cry of “yaas” & “hoos”? Of course you do, to make a mini-masterpiece just type away on your keyboard, record it & share it with the world. Or attach it to a piece of content so it can live on forever!
Bibles for Pr0n (external)
This sounds like the greatest idea since the Romans crucified Christ. If you've got any unwanted bibles lying about the place, taking up room and gathering dust, then trade them in for porn. Adam and Eve would approve.
Paupers of Leon more like. This sucks, hard. You'd've thought a band of their calibre could play their instruments properly. I think they need to go back to their dad's church or whatever & put some practice in...jeez! Ho ho. This is part of the "Shreds" YouTube meme - hilariously bad overdubbing of concert footage. MOAR!
From the Pantless Knights, it's the nerd anthem we've all been waiting for, set to the beat of Jay-Z and Alicia Key's Empire State of Mind. Come sing with me, "Now I'm in the blogosphere, now I'm in the twitterverse..." The geek shall inherit the earth!

