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It's Worthing sea-front on the south coast of England being invaded by giant Teddy Bears. I knew the day would come, it was only a matter of time. I, for one, welcome our new stuffed toy overlords.
A man does the unthinkable on Chatroulette, he fails to show us his genitalia and instead makes a little ditty on the piano describing the people he meets. Bo-bop-de-do-dah! Yeah, this man is WIN.
Bewbs & Kittens (external)
It's two things that nearly everyone likes. So I suppose it's logical to put the two together to create something so powerful, so amazing, it's surprising the internet hasn't collapsed. Having a bad day? Then cast your gaze on this...
Take Star Trek, add a dash of Pat Robertson, throw in some random WTF-ness and you have this. It's experimental with an emphasise on "mental". Be careful when watching as it may induce an acid flashback, even if you've never touched the stuff.
Stop! You! TERRORIST! They're onto you, they know what you're up to. And even if you claim innocence it doesn't matter. As long as you're under suspicion then your government can tap your phone and put up surveillance cameras everywhere. Whatev!
Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard (external)
Women in the workplace. Are they undervalued, underpaid, overworked? How can they get the respect they deserve? I think Marion Cotillard may have the answer. Now go fix me a f#cking sammich bee-yacth!
He's back, that crazy Russian singer but it's goodbye to Trololololololo and hello to Yeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey. This guy could outshine any contestant on all those crappy "talent" shows. Get this man a record contract, stat!
Watching these feels like I'm having some kind of brain aneurysm, but in a good way - if that were at all possible. They're perfect for my limited attention span, I can barely concentrate on any...Oh look a dog with a fluffy tail!
Heavy Rain's Nudity Glitch (external)
Woohoo! A naked woman made up from pixels, sweet. So does this mean you get to play as her like this in the game? Awesome sauce in my pants this game just made my "wish list". Now if they could do the same with Princess Peaches...
No matter how far advanced our technologies get, even in the distant future when we have arms made from iPods and Philip K Dick's fevered imaginings are considered too conventional, Windows will still be a pain in the ass.

