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Everything looks better in slow-mo. This is just a fact, like cats rule the internet or no one likes eating pears. So imagine a soda explosion in slow-mo. Go on. Now, let's see if your imagination was right. You see, slow-mo ruuuuuuuules!
You've got a perfect drummer in Animal, so why not have the queen of the Muppets sing this Peaches classic. If a child asks you what Miss Piggy's saying, you just tell them it's suck the rain away. She's singing about flood defences.
The Top 10 Coolest Fictional Cars (external)
We all love cars, hell, even gay people and evil dictators cannot deny a fondness for a fender and a throbbing engine, it’s in our blood, our mind - The best of all are the vehicles from film and TV – These fictional cars ROCK!
OK people, it's time to get educated in the ways of our fascist regime of global hate that is capitalism. Yeah, so grow some dreadlocks, harvest an eco system in there, and grab your copy of Karl Marx, and let's topple those institutions. Anarchy ruuules!
Damn, I've got to get me to the dentist, they seem to have the good shit when it comes to crazy narcotics that make you think Meg Ryan's butt hole is the tunnel to ultimate reality. Or some such madness. It's like, a double dentist, all across the waiting room.
The mighty Keyboard Cat, gone but not forgotten. Anything even featuring his name is bound to be awesomely epic in many, many ways. And this guy really emanates the marvelous cat well. He is truly a great actor. Perhaps the greatest.
Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! Look at it. I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm going to have to watch an animal getting slaughtered by mindless thugs just to get through the rest of the day now. Thanks watermelon baby, thanks a bunch.
If there's one thing equal to burning small innocent insects alive with a magnifying glass, it's doing the same thing to toy soldiers to the tune of Low Limit’s “Trapperkeeper”. Good. Times. Hey, at least he's not torturing small mammals to Led Zeppelin.
It just goes to show you what a bit of editing can do for you. A snip here, a snip there, some mood music and presto! You have a action-thriller movie trailer. A sterling effort. Now let's see what you can cut out of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance, harrowing wasn’t it. Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
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