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OK people, it's time to get educated in the ways of our fascist regime of global hate that is capitalism. Yeah, so grow some dreadlocks, harvest an eco system in there, and grab your copy of Karl Marx, and let's topple those institutions. Anarchy ruuules!
Damn, I've got to get me to the dentist, they seem to have the good shit when it comes to crazy narcotics that make you think Meg Ryan's butt hole is the tunnel to ultimate reality. Or some such madness. It's like, a double dentist, all across the waiting room.
The mighty Keyboard Cat, gone but not forgotten. Anything even featuring his name is bound to be awesomely epic in many, many ways. And this guy really emanates the marvelous cat well. He is truly a great actor. Perhaps the greatest.
Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! Look at it. I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm going to have to watch an animal getting slaughtered by mindless thugs just to get through the rest of the day now. Thanks watermelon baby, thanks a bunch.
If there's one thing equal to burning small innocent insects alive with a magnifying glass, it's doing the same thing to toy soldiers to the tune of Low Limit’s “Trapperkeeper”. Good. Times. Hey, at least he's not torturing small mammals to Led Zeppelin.
It just goes to show you what a bit of editing can do for you. A snip here, a snip there, some mood music and presto! You have a action-thriller movie trailer. A sterling effort. Now let's see what you can cut out of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Redneck Redemption (external)
Remember that scene in the movie Deliverance, harrowing wasn’t it. Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”
It begun when sound killed the silent movie star, then video killed the radio star, and then MTV killed the video star, and now the internet is *stat* bringing the *stat* video back to life. It's alive! Ironically this video's bringing it back to life with zombies.
It's those rotten scoundrels who spoil everything, now they're spoiling our favourite NES games. Why I ought ta! Now, I'm all for ruining people's fun and that, but this just doesn't work as well as the films. They should spoil some novels next.
Suburban Homeless Blues - WTF!?! (external)
Ever faced the challenge of house hunting? it's tough to find that ideal home. These lads don't want much.. just.. everything! Bob Dylan must be rolling over in his grave.. Wait, that's because he's not dead yet, he just looks that way.


